This stuff is the devil’s lettuce, kids. Horrible news. I’ve smoked fake weed twice in my life. I’m a massive stoner, so I was super open to this at the time it started getting popular in my town. Both times I got it from a wack ass dealer that I never deal with before.
I was 16, the first time I came home and felt like my joints were rubbing together painfully. I don’t remember my experience on weed being near as bad as the one I had just last night, though. I truly and honestly felt like I was dying. In my head, I was in hell. Pure hell.
I want to throw up again just thinking about it. I couldn’t speak, I had lockjaw for a good 30 minutes. My friend said I was having a seizure. I don’t even remember this. The last thing I remember telling her was that the high was so intense that I didn’t like it & I was scared.
She said I wasn’t myself. She thinks I went through a demonic porthole, and I fully believe that myself. Please just smoke the real stuff. I’m still scared, and I haven’t stopped crying about it.