Today May 8th, 2015. I tried K2 for my first time, and it will be my last.
So my brother and I packed a big bowl of it, and he took a small hit. I didn’t know how to hit K2, so I just did like I would with a bowl of weed – I took like a 3 sec hit and held it in. My brother said don’t hold it in for that long, but it was already too late.
Next thing I know, it hit me – almost immediately.
It started off as a strong weed high for about 20 sec, then it got much worse. I was saying things loudly, and my brother was grabbing my shoulders trying to calm me down. His voice kept cutting out, like I couldn’t understand him.
Then I started walking like a soldier and saying “fuck off fuck off fuck off”, slowly, over and over again for the entire trip. I couldn’t control anything. I was just looking at the ground and seeing everything repeat itself.
It felt like hours.
It was terrifying.
After a while. I started to snap back into reality.
I didn’t think I actually walked that far. I thought I was dreaming.
I saw a car coming, and I thought maybe I should jump in front of it, to see if this is real life or a dream. It seemed like a great idea!
Luckily, I decided not to. But my heart was pounding. I kept slipping back into it and walking like a soldier.
I could finally walk back to my house, and I kept saying ‘fuck off’. I didn’t even notice it.
I heard everything, like birds and chainsaws and people talking that were far away from me.
I felt like I would be stuck that way forever. I thought I was in hell for a minute, then in heaven – I thought I died.
I have never been so scared in my life, but I’m glad its over. I’m never, ever, doing it again. It was so scary.
Don’t do K2!